Clerks - Uncensored
Disney / Buena Vista (2000)
Animation, Comedy, TV Series
In Collection
#631
8*
Seen ItYes
(6/13/2011)
786936145335
IMDB   8.0
130 mins USA/English
DVD  Region 1   R
Brian O'Halloran Dante Hicks
Jeff Anderson Randal Graves
Alec Baldwin Leonardo Leonardo
Charles Barkley Himself / ...
Jason Mewes Jay
Tara Strong Giggling Girl
Kevin Smith Silent Bob / ...
Bryan Cranston Federal Agent / ...
Dan Etheridge Plug
Diana Devlin Nicole Corwin
Director Chris Bailey
Steve Loter
Nicholas Filippi
Producer John Bush
Billy Campbell
Steve Lookner
Chris Bailey
Brian Kelley
Writer Paul Dini
Brian Kelley
David Mandel
Musician James L. Venable

Writer-director Kevin Smith revives the characters of his indie classic film Clerks for this animated series created for network television. Though it aired for just two episodes on TV, the two-disc set has all six episodes plus a bevy of special features.

The episodes feature store clerks Dante and Randal and their ongoing adventures among the shelves of your local corner store. Never far from the epicenter of these adventures are the irreverent Jay and Silent Bob. Whether it's getting trapped in the walk-in cooler, attending their high school reunion, or fighting rival Leonardo Leonardo (who wants to dominate the local Quick Mart market), Clerks spoofs TV and movies with mocking pop-culture jokes and cameos by a number of celebrities. Ultimately, though, Clerks: The Animated Series suffers at the hands of network censors, lacking the obnoxious punch that made Clerks the film so offbeat and amusing.

Smith doesn't disappoint, however, with the inclusion of a number of special features on the DVD set, most notably the ever-insightful director's commentary with guests Jason Mewes (Jay), Brian O'Halloran (Dante), and Jeff Anderson (Randal). So while the series itself may be ill-fated, featurette on the making of the animated series--including storyboards and information on character development and the comic book influence on the drawing style--make this a robust offering for Kevin Smith completists. --Adam Medros

Episodes
 30 mins    12/14/2002  1.  Leonardo Leonardo Returns And Dante Has An Important Decision To Make.
Leonardo returns to town and opens Quicker Stop, another convenience store across the street, specializing in adult magazines and coffee bars. The Quick Stop and RST Video lose enough business that they prepare to close. Jay and Silent Bob "quit" to "work" for Quicker Stop. Leonardo offers Randal and Dante jobs and a college education but Randal blows it. The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer provides the answer on how to take Leonardo down.
Director:  Chris Bailey  Writer:  Kevin Smith  / David Mandel 
Guest starring:  Dan Etheridge, Bryan Johnson, Kevin Michael Richardson, April Winchell, Walt Flanagan, Jeff Bennett, Sam Gifaldi, Elon Gold, Dana Gould, Nakita Hopkins, Kerri Kenney, Matt Maher, Brian Posehn, Lauren Tom
 30 mins    6/7/2000  2.  The Clipshow Wherein Dante And Randal Are Locked In The Freezer And Remember Some Of The Great Moments Of Their Lives.
Randal and Dante are accidentally locked in the freezer at Qwik Stop while testing the locks. They spend the day reminiscing about such things as the opening of a new convenience store across the street, the last time they got locked in the freezer, Randal's mail order husband, celebrities that have stopped by, their time on The Real World and Happy Days. Silent Bob and Jay try to help but get locked in also. After escaping from that, Randal and Dante get trapped in the video store.
Director:  Kevin Smith  / David Mandel  / Paul Dini  / Nick Filippi  Writer:  Kevin Smith  / David Mandel 
Guest starring:  Gilbert Gottfried, Gwyneth Paltrow, Tara Strong, Lorin Dreyfuss, Michael McShane, Kevin Michael Richardson, Jeff Bennett, Dana Gould, Kath Soucie
 30 mins    12/14/2002  3.  Leonardo Is Caught In The Grip Of An Outbreak Of Randal's Imagination And Patrick Swayze Either Does Or Doesn't Work In The New Pet Store.
Dante and Randal read fan mail and introduce a new black character, Lando. Randal neglects a shipment of frozen burritos. A new pet store opens next door, and Patrick Swayze works there. Randal fears an outbreak after Leonardo Leonardo is bitten by a monkey and gets food poisoning from the burritos. After Jay and Silent Bob steal the monkey to teach it to smoke, Randal and Dante must track it down, as it is the key to stop the town from being liquidated.
Director:  Chris Bailey  Writer:  Kevin Smith  / David Mandel 
Guest starring:  Gilbert Gottfried, James Woods, Tara Strong, Bryan Cranston, Dan Etheridge, Walt Flanagan, Al Franken, Dana Gould, Bryan Johnson, Mario Joyner, Michael McShane, Kevin Michael Richardson, April Winchell, Jim Wise
 30 mins    5/31/2000  4.  A Dissertation On The American Justice System By People Who Have Never Been Inside A Courtroom, Let Alone Know Anything About the Law, But Have Seen Way Too Many Legal Thrillers.
Randal and Dante bet that they couldn't do each other's job for a day at RST Video and Quick Stop, respectively. Randall doesn't make it two minutes. Jay sues Dante and Quick Stop for $10 million after slipping and falling on the floor.
Director:  Steve Loter  / Steve Lookner  Writer:  Kevin Smith  / David Mandel  / Steve Lookner 
Guest starring:  Judge Reinhold, Reggie Miller, Phil LaMarr, Kenny Mayne, Dan Patrick, Grant Hill, Michael Buffer, Tara Strong, Paul Dini, Mario Joyner, Michael McShane, Kevin Michael Richardson, April Winchell, Bryan Cranston, Elon Gold, Lauren Tom, Jim Wise, Michael McKean
 30 mins    12/14/2002  5.  Dante & Randal & Jay & Silent Bob & A Bunch Of New Characters & Lando Take Part In A Whole Bunch Of Movie Parodies, Plus A High School Reunion.
Dante and Randal go to their 10 year high school reunion, while Leonardo attends his 30th. All of Randal's ex-girlfriends are now lesbians while Dante's baseball team doesn't remember him. Leonardo offers Dante the chance to coach a little league team, while Randal beats the "Pharoah" video game and is offered a chance to put his skills to use.
Director:  Nick Filippi  Writer:  Brian Kelley 
Guest starring:  Michael McKean, Bryan Cranston, Dan Etheridge, Elon Gold, Steve Hytner, Phil LaMarr, Michele Maika, Kevin Michael Richardson, April Winchell, Jim Wise, Kerri Kenney
 30 mins    12/14/2002  6.  The Last Episode Ever!
Randal and Dante visit a comic con, where people encourage them to be more true to the movie. Back at the store, Dante prepares for a date with Caitlin Bree. A fair springs up across the street and Jay and Silent Bob can't keep themselves from rushing in every 2 minutes to bring news while Randal and Dante must man the Quick Stop all night.
Director:  Steve Loter  Writer:  Kevin Smith  / David Mandel 
Guest starring:  Julia Sweeney, Lisa Spoonhauer, Kevin McDonald, Mark McKinney, Bryan Johnson, Tara Strong, Dan Etheridge, Walt Flanagan, Brian Posehn, Kevin Michael Richardson, Frank Welker, Jeff Bennett, Matthew Maher, Michele Maika
Edition Details
Edition Special Edition
Series Clerks
Distributor Miramax Home Video
Chapters 25
Release Date 4/27/2002
Packaging Custom Case
Screen Ratio 1.33:1
Subtitles English (Closed Captioned)
Audio Tracks ENGLISH: Dolby Digital Surround [CC]
Layers Single Side, Dual Layer
No. of Disks/Tapes 2
Personal Details
Purchase Date 8/18/2002
Owner Thomas Eisenmann
Store Best Buy
Purchase Price $14.99
Condition Excellent
Reviewed Not Found
Bit Rate N/A
Anamophic No
Links IMDB
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Features
Disc 01 Color Animated Closed-captioned